Best Selling Dark Lord Socks

Whoah there pal, better watch yourself, you're not messing with an angry coconut, I'm a heckin hedge lord! Show the world you don't give a DANG with this cute, spikey hedgehog design!

Nothing speaks louder than coffee roast that matches your soul. Let your baristas know your preference with this dark roast design!

Lord help the mister who comes between me and my sister. Show you believe in the holy commandment of "Sisters before Misters" with this funny sister inspired design.

Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, always, forever... so that makes him a time lord, right!? He totally is and nobody can convince me otherwise. This design is great for fans of the Doctor Who Series who also love Jesus!!

Are you a dark academia daddy? Dark Academia's visuals stem primarily from upper-class European cultures of the 19th century, Gothicism, and American Prep. So light you candles, gather your quill, and let's get dark.

Are you a student of Dark Academia University? Dark Academia's visuals stem primarily from upper-class European cultures of the 19th century, Gothicism, and American Prep. So light you candles, gather your quill, and let's get dark.

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Get Dark Swole with Solaire of Astora! These Dark Souls-inspired socks will motivate any gamer to get fit and into the gym!

Are you a Dark Academia Witch? Dark Academia's visuals stem primarily from upper-class European cultures of the 19th century, Gothicism, and American Prep. So light you candles, gather your quill, and let's get dark witches.

Here is a love letter to Dark Academia! Filled with all the goodness one could say perfectly suits the aesthetic! Go on, open it up.

Are you afraid of the dark, ghost stories, demons, monsters or worst of all the responsibilities that come with being an adult? Forget about the terrors of adulting for a moment and relieve your childhood fears and nostalgic memories with these 90's, retro, "Are You Afraid of The Dark" parody socks!

Lord Bless Me With Anime Tiddies, in comic sans, a masterpiece.

Stand up, speak out, injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. Show off your love of queer, black feminist activist Audre Lorde with this, "Your Silence Will Not Protect You" famous quote design. Perfect for protests, activism, and fighting for equality.

Oh lord he ponderin' the orb! Show off your love for memes, nerdy stuff and pondering your orb with this funny, pondering the orb meme, parody design.

I've come to take your soul again... I don't remember the folk revival being so evil. Then again, there was America...

Get into the next fall mushroom hunt with this dark background version of an autumnal mushroom pattern featuring a plethora of fall season favorites! Perfect for mushroom hunters, foragers, and mycologists who have mushroom in their hearts for fall and spores.

Come To The Dark Side, We Know Where The Clitoris Is.... The quest for the clitoris is one many straight men struggle to complete, much less embark on. Did you finish? Nope. But you know what, nobody knows a woman's body like a woman ;) so join us...

There's nothing more romantic than a book by candle... cozy, warm, and quiet... maybe with the crackling of a fireplace in the background.

Hello darkness my old friend, aka fall/winter and the end of daylight savings time! Bring on the seasonal affective disorder! This design is perfect for getting cozy inside, drinking warm beverages by a fire.

I've come to talk with you again. I have no choice, it's a morning ritual, and like a good breakfast, need my coffee black and dark. Bitter like life.

Have you, like, heard of our lord and savior, man? Harness the power of god-tier Shaggy himself with this meme-inspired design!

Don't mess with Dark brandon... He's already destroyed high gas prices, warring with climate change, and neutralizing unemployment! What does he have his eyes on next!?

What lurks in the mind of the beast that lurks in the darkness? Perhaps he plans to cheat on his taxes---or worse, lie on a resume! True evil waits in the sea...

Surround yourself with the elements in balance: fire, water, air, earth, and spirit. Passion, perseverance, mindfulness, constancy, and the self. This artsy pattern brings together these elements in a colorful cluster!

These colorful bubbles will bring a cheerful bounce to your day! This minimalist design is a perfect accent for anyone looking to brighten up their environment.

The image of the serpent or dragon eating itself is an ancient symbol that dates back to Ancient Egypt. The most known depiction is the Ouroboros found in the practice of alchemy and has been adapted into Gnosticism and Hermeticism as well. Every culture has its own variant of the ancient symbol of the infinite and now you can appreciate it with this design.

My battery is low and it's getting dark. A heartbreakingly relatable message from a poor robot on another planet. Here's hoping the spirit of Opportunity, the Mars Rover, is still out there exploring the universe.

The king of kaiju's has arrived, and they're here to remind us that this is their world, and that we just live in it. We may as well bow to them as our almighty king. Join the battle with this funny Godzilla design!

Do you make the rock'n world go round? Fat bottomed girls represent with these awesome socks.

Cute rainbows on the outside, hailing satan on the inside. :) Show off your love of hailing satan with this ironic, "Hail Satan" cute rainbow design. Perfect for being a cute satanist, funny occult, and worshiping the dark lord!

Cute rainbows on the outside, hailing satan on the inside. :) Show off your love of hailing satan with this ironic, "Hail Satan" cute rainbow design. Perfect for being a cute satanist, funny occult, and worshiping the dark lord!